Just a thought to ponder. Recently I used a can of genuine American Coca-Cola to clean my bathtub…and it rubbed off like 200 years of dirt (that’s an obscene exaggeration because my building has only been around for about 100 years, give or take).

There were skin cells from people who wrote books during the Harlem Renaissance that finally were liberated by a Coca-Cola bath (you’re welcome, Zora Neale-Hurston! Rest in Peace down the drain.)

In all seriousness, though, I was told that to kill weeds, a can of Pepsi or Coke’ll do it (I don’t think the same holds for generic store brands of cola, so save your money).

The same works for the tub.

So, my question is, what happens in our stomachs when we drink it?

Any doctors with answers, please let me know. Comments please!